an apple a day

I realize this has little to do with preventive medicine, but I am posting it because A) it is totally nuts and B) it was posted in MSNBC’s “Health” section, so it’s sooort of relevant.

Apparently a Western Kansas woman sat on her boyfriend’s toilet for two years–so long that her skin actually began to grow around the toilet seat, according to this story on MSNBC.com.

I really don’t have much to say about this, other than “EW.”